Blonde Joke

The Summer Job
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" the startled husband asked."Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip." And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a porch, it's a Lexus."

I loved watching Satuday Night Live when I was younger. It was best in the days of Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey. One my favorite things about SNL (besides Pat who's gender was any one's guess) were the Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy. I used to have a book with all of them but I don't know what happened to it. Here is a funny one that I came across the other day - "To me boxing is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." Party on Wayne...

My friend Alyson has the cutest little boys Justin on the left and Jeremy on the right. We already have wedding plans in mind for Justin and Grace...they just don't know it yet. These were taken outside of the Monterey Bay Aquarium.

We are so lucky have such wonderful friends the Greatorex family who live in a great location near the beach! This is Grace and I at the beach when we visited a few weeks ago.

I am still trying to figure out how to do this whole blog thing and I actually gave up for a while as you can see by the date on my last post. The kids and I are doing great right now. We are all taking the summer off of school and spending lots of quality time together. It's funny because since their Dad left almost 2 years ago I have been busting my butt as a single parent working and now going to school. So now that I actually have some time off I feel lazy and kind of guilty for not being crazy busy. I realize I shouldn't feel guilty for being home with my kids and being a mom. It's just a change.